Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Retroactive Scores: Historical O3WL Jiggy Boom Time

I told you I'd let you know what scores were retroactively. So this is that. There hasn't been that many entries in the O3WL logbooks, but enough to have leaders and losers. Unfortunately, I only recorded scores, not what the topic of the day was, so I'm afraid all you get is numbers. I don't feel that combing through Facebook looking for the old posts for hours is a thing that will edify my spirit. So enough of your complaints! Why do you hate my spirit? Just shut your mouth hole and be happy I'm even keeping track of the scores! I am your Gamemaster. And you shall respect my decisions.

Cammi Bard has ONE win

Tony Borroso has logged ONE victory

Thera Card: ONE is the number of her winning opinions in three words or less Sarah Meekins managed to get ONE success under her belt

Sarah Meekins is on the board with ONE single win.

Joey Ordway is current clubhouse leader at THREE wins.

Virginia Norton, my wife, is nipping at the heels of the first place opinion haver with TWO smashing opinions

And there it is, champs. All those people not in the small list above are what I will consider "losers" until they get at least one opinion chosen. My advice to all losers: stop sucking. Step it up, son. Get intelligent. Ponder your three words before you post them. Or I will endorse the mocking of your three words in public. You'll feel like Stephanie Meyer in a room full of people who like well written stories. There will be more insults than you can even conceive of.

-Mr. Blue

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