Another swell round of opinions, opinion havers. This round's victory goes to Joey, though, I'm afraid. And this is a good example of why you shouldn't always attempt a funny opinion. Aside from the fact that only about 6 of you have wit enough to contend with your wholly good and benevolent gamemaster, sometimes Seinfeld-esque observation opinions are just as good. But in a different way. Like how turkey bacon is just as good as normal bacon, but it's so very different, but still delightful. Turkey bacon could net you a "W."
I chose Joey's because he's right. Meaning he's correct. Nail. On it's head. Righto, Sonny Jim. It's the exact same syndrome, isn't it? I'd never really considered the phenomena before he brought it up, but I wonder what other works of fiction, games, movies, novels, whatever, have the same problem? The piece is titled one thing and the protagonist (or at least primary focus character) is called another and the uneducated can't reconcile the two. In fact, if you think of more, comment below. I'm genuinely curious. How many "No, that's the TITLE of this thing, not the guy's name!" situations can we come up with?
Many people probably don't know any better, but that's no reason for us not to publicly mock them. So join with me in openly berating every bo-tard who doesn't know the princess is Zelda and every pirate hooker who doesn't know Frankenstein is the doctor. Way to go, turkey bacon.
Joey's Three Words or Less on PEOPLE WHO THINK LINK'S NAME IS ZELDA
- "Similar to Frankenstein." -
Total wins: 4
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