Space Log Jammin'

I'm not saying it was right. I'm not saying I'm still thinking these thoughts. I'm just saying that at the time, Lola Bunny was a special kind of woman. A kind of woman more like a rabbit than most women. A kind of woman who existed much less than most women typically do. The kind of woman who was super good at basketball and the second best player on the Looney Toons team behind Michael Jordan. So I suppose that means she was by some kind of broken transitive property almost as good as Michael Jordan at basketball. She was an independent lady of class and station who would mostly certainly not abide a man calling her "doll."

She was a special lady. And as a child, I remember having adult feelings for the drawing someone drew and the voice someone recorded into a microphone that was this pink were-rabbit. I blame this somewhat depraved weirdness primarily on Jessica Rabbit. She was the first cartoon character who made me feel feelings in my Bugle Boys. Also, I just realized they are both rabbit-related. And that's weird. And there's probably a conspiracy there, I bet. But that's an opinion for another day. For now, the winner, who won because apparently, he had the same problem I did, which means maybe my parents wasted all that children's therapy money, because IT'S NORMAL, MOM AND DAD, IT'S NORMAL.

Joey's Three Words or Less on SPACE JAM

- "Lola Bunny Boner" -

Total wins: 5